Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
my liver is dry heaving
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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