Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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