Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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