Did you just see the Batmobile???
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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