Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
