i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
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I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I supernannyed him into submission
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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