im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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