Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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