Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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