I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You took a bar mat shot.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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