Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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