The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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