the new term for farting is butt boxing.
well you can't waste a boner
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Randomize
