he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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