You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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