omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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