Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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