Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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