I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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