I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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