Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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