Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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