can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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Your cock deserves a montage
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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