I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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