on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
jump out the window naked night went bad
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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