what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
