Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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