omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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