He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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