it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You ate ashes out of my bong
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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