For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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