brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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