When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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