Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)

(661): View more from California

should have blown me.

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(303): View more from Colorado

other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.

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(845): View more from New York

Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.

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(207): View more from Maine

Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?

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(970): View more from Colorado

I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.

(1-970): View more from Colorado

Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.

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