Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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I need a hoe opinion
go on
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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