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• (801): View more from Utah

  My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv

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• (850): View more from Florida

  it's great music for shaving your balls

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith

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• (716): View more from New York

  Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO

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• (619): View more from California

  Maybe he injected his testicle?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.

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