Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Boobs are out for the taking
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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