She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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