Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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