You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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