scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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