What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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