I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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