I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It's official drugs can't kill me
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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