I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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