they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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