i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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