Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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