Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
