You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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