It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
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Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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