And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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