And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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