I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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