then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
