I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
She said her name was "party"
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
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Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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