It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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