If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
COCAINE IS GR8
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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