Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
My dick has a subreddit
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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