So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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