I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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